i don’t think i even have 6 selfies to do that post. 

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Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

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i always think i’m quite fit until i try jogging outside for a change. 

i could only do 0.5 of a mile before i had to stop for a breather. 



my alarms set for 6am. motherfucking jogging. 

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my mum just dragged me along to a dance/fitness class which was us and three 70 year old ladies. 

it was brilliant. i can’t dance so i spent most of the lesson bouncing around in the back. i sweated loads and pissed myself laughing.  

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I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends.

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

i’ll take the puppy and guy. thanks.

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merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

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