i don’t think i even have 6 selfies to do that post.
i always think i’m quite fit until i try jogging outside for a change.
i could only do 0.5 of a mile before i had to stop for a breather.
my alarms set for 6am. motherfucking jogging.
my mum just dragged me along to a dance/fitness class which was us and three 70 year old ladies.
it was brilliant. i can’t dance so i spent most of the lesson bouncing around in the back. i sweated loads and pissed myself laughing.
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends.
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over